anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
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My friends thought I was joking when I said I was gunna wear pasties. Little do they know….
If you’re gonna be so cute all the time, you gotta pay the cute tax (you’re gonna have to kiss me)
oh my god i saw my hot neighbor today *0* he’s a little bit macho but he’s a good kid and i would really like to um do things with him *cough*
Chris Brown - She Ain’t You
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
GIVE ME HIS INFORMATION, I am taking all my future children to him.
dedicated doctor right here! if i have kids i would love to have him as a doctor
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the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired
lmfao I am both of them at the same time